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Meet.... ATEM CASH!

No Cape, Just Cash.

 Have you ever found yourself stuck in a car dealer's office for what seems like days on end, sipping multiple sugary soft drinks while filling out mountains of paperwork with cheap ballpoint pens... resulting in an eternal writer's cramp? If your answer is yes, then you've have been a hapless victim of a Prolonged Unnecessary Loan Process, aka "PULP."

The evil PULP has been a seemingly unstoppable, menacing force to reckon with... until now! There's a new hero in town that will save you from all of your car loan woes! Meet ATEM CASH, the man from TTCU, who just so happens to possess car loan superpowers. You may ask, "How do his powers work?" Well, ATEM (pronounced Adam) won't only get you the car loan you need; he will get you the car loan you want!

That's right; it's ATEM CASH to the rescue!

ATEM will sweep you up from an impending wicked PULP and take you to one of 85 car dealers that have great TTCU rates! You can finish your simple paperwork in the dealer's office and drive away in your brand new car!

Read on to see how ATEM CASH rescued Louis, a recent victim of PULP or click here to watch our TV Commercial.


ATEM CASH VS THE EVIL PULP!

   
Reporter: Louis, can you describe your encounter with the evil PULP? Louis: I went to a local car dealer and spent days waiting for approval for an auto loan, drinking gallons of sugary caffeinated soft drinks while filling out mountains of paperwork with a cheap ballpoint pen...

 Louis: It was AWFUL... Just look at my hand. I think it's permanently cramped!

That's when I was rescued by ATEM CASH!

     
ATEM: Never fear, ATEM CASH is here!
ATEM: Don't worry Louis. I'll rescue you from the Evil PULP! ATEM: I'm ATEM CASH, the man from TTCU the credit union. I can take you to more than 80 auto dealers that can finance your new car with TTCU's great rates!
     

ATEM: This dealership can get you the car loan you want, fast, without mountains of paperwork. You can drive away today in your brand new car!

Louis: Thanks ATEM CASH. TTCU has the best auto loans around!

Reporter: And, there you have it folks. TTCU's ATEM CASH defeats the Evil PULP once again!

Take it from our friend, Louis... To avoid PULP and get the best auto loan around, start your search with TTCU today.

 Stay tuned for the continuing story of ATEM CASH as he pursues truth and great low loan rates across the fruited plains!

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